Why me?

I don't know why but it seems like everytime I go away or on Vacation, I get some sort of bite or injury. The first night here I must have been bitten by a spider, because the last two days my foot has been swollen up like a balloon. It's pretty painful and I am getting very annoyed! I was told that Medicare would come and pick me up but the wait at the clinic is 3 hours. So I am toughing it out here tonight, I bought a cordless phone and a bunch of other stuff today! I also opened up my bank account and went to get my U.S. Social Security card. On Saturday I will get my Disney Park pass and ID, so I will get to go to Animal Kingdom, MGM, Epcott, Magic Kingdom, and the waterparks! Hooray!